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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 23:43:16 GMT

Spring 2007 Semester has officially started which means alpha Kappa Delta Phi Sorority, Inc. at the University of South Florida chapter is kickin' into gear... we have three events coming up that people are invited to attend:

Informational Session (you can pick one) about alpha Kappa Delta Phi Sorority, Inc. & membership
any questions, contact Nao Saito (usf.akdphi.vpmembership@gmail.com)
You must be a USF undergraduate Female student to be considered for membership

Held to Signify akdphi National Violence Awareness Day, we are hosting a
"We have the Right to be Safe from Violence" Workshop
where we will have a guest speaker and a few activities.
Please come by even if its for a little bit, in between classes, to become a little bit more aware of violence. The National Violence Awareness Day is held in rememberance of our fallen sister, Valerie Zavala
San Jose University Chapter

Finally, the sisters of akdphi are hosting
our 2nd Annual
"Red Light, Green Light" Valentine's Day Party at Rocky's Sports Bar off Fletcher Ave.
Remember, a red glowstick bracelet means stop, your taken and a green glowstick bracelet your single and ready to mingle lol. If you are on the guest list, you get in for a cheaper price so contact me or one of the kdphi sisters to get on it by February 9th.. even if you dont know if you are going, it's better to get on the guest list than not be on it and have to pay more!!

Hope to see everyone at one if not all of these events!!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Wed, 31 May 2006 02:28:53 GMT

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:19:30 GMT

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top
of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen,
dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes
I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled?
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets
on her knees and blows it right back up!"

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:14:09 GMT

Sam, Jason, and Bear were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today.

You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to Bear and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the Bear. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to Jason and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said Jason. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked Sam, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And then Sam answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Friday, March 31, 2006

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:08:33 GMT

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:27:21 GMT

WONDERWALL (Oasis)

Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) <----- LOL

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know... it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) <------------- LOL

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just an old sour fart.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 19:22:48 GMT

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"

So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

Friday, February 17, 2006

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:18:48 GMT

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis are sitting around complaining about their jobs.
The cucumber says "My job sucks. When I get big fat and juicy, I get chopped up and put into a salad!"

"That's nothing," says the pickle. "When I get big fat and juicy, I get put in a jar filled with spices and put on a shelf for years on end!"

The penis by now is quite indignant. "You guys don't know that half of it! When I get big fat and juicy, I get a tarp thrown over my head and I get thrown in a dark room where they hit my head against a wall until I puke and pass out!

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It's show and tell time at school, and a little boy gets up and draws a tiny dot on the chalkboard.

"What's that?" asks the teacher.

"It's a period," says the boy.

"What's so special about a period?" the teacher asks him.

"I don't know," says the boy. "But last night at dinner, my sister said she was missing one. Mom fainted, Dad had a heart attack, and the man next door shot himself."

LOL

Monday, February 06, 2006

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:13:29 GMT

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:20:42 GMT

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